Disclaimer
I do not take responsibility in any way for what will happen if you choose to follow this advice
(blame it on the person you're asking, not me ok?)
Benedick is the Benedick from Much Ado about Nothing, this is me, of course it was going to be a fictional character from Shakespearean times....I feel like that says quite a lot about me.
Asking someone to talk in private:
"Shall I speak a word in your ear?"
Telling them you have a crush on them:
"I do love nothing in the world so well as you."
When they look at you like you're crazy:
"Is not that strange?"
When you get turned down:
"You have killed a sweet lady."
When they tell you, you're big headed:
"Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably."
Just to make sure:
"Do not you love me?"
Letting them know what they are missing:
"But it is certain I am loved of all ladies only you excepted."
To their face:
"Come, come, we are friends."
In private:
"You are a villain. I jest not."
Extra brownie points if anyone can tell me where, when and why these sentences where originally used in the comments. Come on, you know you want to.