Thursday 3 November 2016

How to avoid Christmas till the 1st of December

Cos come on, blow-up Santa's in October? Seriously. I love Christmas but it does get dragged out.

1. Lock all things Christmassy in a tall cupboard, that is unreachable except with a very tall ladder and/or several chairs, and give the key to a trusted person until the time is right. Preferably you could use an attic if a spare one is at hand.

2. Boycott all shops with their Christmas stock out all ready. This basically means everywhere except the pet shop and....actually there isn't anywhere else that isn't doing Christmas yet. Looks like you are spending the next couple of weeks in the rabbits company. No one said this was going to be easy.

Note: This method means you won't be able to buy an advent calendar. I repeat, no one said this was going to be easy.



And yes, I did just re-use a photo from last year and stuck a big red cross through it.
Shh don't tell.

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